Bravetto

Making the internet work for people, not giant corps.

$288k Invested
$500k Seed Round
25 Days Campaign

🎯 The Mission

Find all the fucking dark patterns. Show them. Don't point fingers. Help.

They probably don't even know.

All we have to do is point out the patterns. Awareness does so much.

πŸ’° Investment Opportunity

Brooks is working on $500k by Dec 15.

We're offering AB-1 to anyone who wants to use it to beat Brooks to the punch.

No 5% if you beat him. All or nothing.

We refused VC. Only doing one seed round for $500k.

πŸ‘₯ The Team

We are a neurodivergent fucking group. Geniuses in every field, every fucking sector.

But it's hard for them to go all in when they don't know what the future holds.

We've been building a company of the future with the building blocks of the past.

πŸ” What We're Building

Bias Guard: We don't have to fix the bias. We just have to show that it exists.

Dark Pattern Detection: QuickBooks, Adobe, Slack. All these fucking companies. We find them all.

Simple Apps: 80-20 rule. 80% has gotta be good enough to let it fucking fly and learn something real.

πŸ’” Radical Transparency

Launched Bravetto in 2024. Relaunched April 2025.

Invested $288k to date. Sent our last $20k last week.

Promised my amazing wife 10 months runway.

Failing publicly fucking matters.

Everybody has great ideas.

Everybody has passions, talent, and values.

Everybody has greatness in them.

Everybody.

We just fucking pour shit all over them.

Makes them think they're worthless.

It sells fucking makeup and milk?

Come on! We can do better.

We gotta do better.

Pattern: LAUNCH Γ— SIMPLE Γ— GORGEOUS Γ— ONE

∞ AbëONE ∞